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- Three bears killed after break-in. Goldilocks wanted for questioning [Sad]
- Virginia’s $2.3 billion IT outsourcing contract with Northrop Grumman is going along swimmingly…no, wait, 485 servers have gone teets up and DMV computers were unusable for a week [Fail]
- Japan produces new “rice farm” bra, which includes recyclable pots, soil, and rice seedlings for a lady’s chest. Goddamn it, Japan [Weird]
- Two girls testify why the arsonist who burned their house down and left them unable to enter the sun and forced to wear plastic masks all day should go to jail. They even drew pictures of themselves with crayons. I have something in my eye now [Followup]
- AIDS prevention specialists are being imprisoned for…. preventing AIDS? [Scary]
- Lottery winner “who cuts hair at Mike’s Barber Shop” identified. He has “not been in the shop since winning the jackpot” [Obvious]
- Yoko Ono still not shutting the f*ck up about being married to John Lennon [Fail]
- Guy who survived 39-floor suicide attempt may have believed he could fly [Ironic]
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