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		<title>There appears to be a market for fetuses and dead babies, fetuses that have been roasted and covered in gold leaf bring in a bit more cash due to the &#8216;good luck&#8217; factor [Strange]</title>
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		<title>In what can only be a sign of lessening tensions, it looks like Tehran might be getting an IKEA [Cool]</title>
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		<title>Photoshop this color change [Photoshop]</title>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s &quot;naked woman leads police on multi-city car chase&quot; story brought to you by the great state of Ohio and the letters W-T-F [Obvious]</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 23:48:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>If you grunt so loud on the toilet that your neighbours call the police, it may be time to increase the fiber in your diet [PSA]</title>
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		<title>Woman who returned adopted child to Russia slapped with restocking fees [Interesting]</title>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t you hate it when you&#8217;re out having a few drinks with people you know and you end up standing on a table without your pants, cursing at people? Tends to ruin your sister&#8217;s wedding, you know? [Amusing]</title>
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		<title>Photoshop this giver [Photoshop]</title>
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