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		<title>Princess Cruise Lines gives 200 lucky passengers free upgrades to luxurious Taco Bell staterooms [Obvious]</title>
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		<title>Let citrus turn your next dinner into a lemon party [Spiffy]</title>
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		<title>The latest stupid and possibly dangerous internet craze: Filming yourself trying to eat a teaspoon of ground cinnamon, without water, in under a minute [Asinine]</title>
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		<title>Obesity epidemic hits US pets. Your dog wants steak, but could use a salad [Sad]</title>
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		<title>Driver of parking ticket &quot;spy car&quot; wins court order protecting him from photography [Ironic]</title>
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		<title>Rise of bestiality brothels spurs calls for German legislators to get their act in Gere and ban zoophilia [Sick]</title>
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		<title>Pigs pinch pensioner for propagating potted poolside pot plants. Pisser [Florida]</title>
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		<title>Girl Scouts now accept credit cards, still won&#8217;t accept &quot;No&quot; for an answer, though [Interesting]</title>
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		<title>Having solved all other crimes, Staten Island cops now cracking down on the evil malcontents who park outside the lines [Asinine]</title>
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		<title>What was the last movie that you saw at a drive-in? Subby&#8217;s was a double-feature of Sister Act and HouseSitter [Survey]</title>
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