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What is the funniest protest sign you have seen? "Descent is the greatest form of patriotism" is subs personal fav [Misc]

Misc [link] [399 comments]

Gas pumps have now become self-aware, and they’re robbing you too [Interesting]

Interesting [link] [37 comments]

Hey, Hey, Hey, could a "fat tax" be heading our way to cure America’s obesity problem? [Interesting]

Interesting [link] [345 comments]

For those still laughing at Borat’s walking chair joke, here are a collection of Kazakh jokes that will similarly leave you rolling in the aisles [Strange]

Strange [link] [35 comments]

Network TV execs are very unhappy about Dish TV’s new DVR that automatically skips commercials while recording-so they’re refusing to run any Dish TV ads that tell you about the new service [Amusing]

Amusing [link] [198 comments]

[tag] + penis = NO PENIS [Florida]

Florida [link] [35 comments]

Actually, Virginia GOP legislator Bob Marshall, sodomy is a civil right [Followup]

Followup [link] [106 comments]

New poll claims only 9% of Americans are willing to participate in polls [Ironic]

Ironic [link] [35 comments]

The new French Prime Minister is such an "ai-roh" [Amusing]

Amusing [link] [73 comments]

’9/11 dust’ is thought to have killed Donna Summer [Followup]

Followup [link] [95 comments]
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