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- Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to run for the presidency, institute the use of the three seashells [Interesting]
- If you’re a white kindergartner who parts his hair in the middle instead of to the right or left, you will be deemed a distraction and suspended. Not really, but if you’re black and have a swirl in your hair, that will get you suspended [Asinine]
- German swine find World War II “panzerfaust” when digging for food [Strange]
- Dog runs from cops for two days on Chicago’s Eisenhower Expressway. Doesn’t get hit, shot, eaten, or decorated with chains [Amusing]
- Deadly new fungus in Oregon expected to spread, much like your mom [Interesting]
- Lingerie sales in Britian are up sharply: That’s good But it’s due to the “cougar effect” with most sales going to women in their late 40’s and 50’s: That’s bad. Still waiting on word about the frogurt [Interesting]
- The five worst army men of all time. “All my other army men were locked in mortal combat, and this a**hole is looking for his car keys” [Amusing]
- If you can tell the difference between a stag night and a robbery in progress, then congratulations — you’re overqualified for a job in the Swedish police force [Stupid]
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